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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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