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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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