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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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