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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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