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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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