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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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