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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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