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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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