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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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