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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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