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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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