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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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