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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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