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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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