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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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