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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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