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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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