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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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