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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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