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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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