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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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