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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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