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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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