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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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