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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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