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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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