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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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