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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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