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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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