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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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