Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.