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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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