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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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