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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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