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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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