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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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