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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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