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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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