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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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