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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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