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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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