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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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