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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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