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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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