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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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