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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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