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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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