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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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