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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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