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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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