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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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